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Read Demotivational Poster

MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?

TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.16/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am

WHY? - Didn't I think of that.

TAGS: zombi treadmill defense
Rating: 4.74/5

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Swampfox - June 25, 2012, 12:10 pm
The zombies will walk until... No, I'm not going to explain it. Maybe a hint from TLOTR, "You shall not pass!"
Cyberhagen - June 24, 2012, 12:07 pm
Except in the picture, the treadmills are facing IN..
Swampfox - June 19, 2012, 2:20 pm
The first treadmills were powered by walking...
Kilted - June 19, 2012, 2:53 am
Nice plan. Until the power runs out.

I -

TAGS: reading glasses
Rating: 4.51/5

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Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:23 am
It'5 very annoying isn't it
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 8:31 pm
ironically, I made this the same day I got my glasses
Sho - August 27, 2011, 8:29 pm
LOL. nice one man. Funnier than my 'I' posters. 5L

REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...

TAGS: redbull wings maddog tread marks
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hannor32 - August 11, 2012, 10:14 am
U just made my day ;)

READ TWILIGHT I WILL NOT - Rip my own eyes out much I would rather.

TAGS: yoda read twilight will not
Rating: 4.6/5

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Woodywood03c - April 14, 2012, 9:58 pm
Heartbreakdrake - February 29, 2012, 6:08 am
Very funny I like good job

Books -

ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...

TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.37/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:48 pm
One man have strength of 100 bears, his sweat is a pilsner beer! When cut out fly a swarm of bees, president vldimir!
LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!

COAT RACK - $1,795.00

TAGS: tread mill coat rack
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

TheSanityInspector - February 24, 2014, 12:50 pm
Glad I double-checked: I was about to submit this same gag, having forgotten where I saw it.
motinet - November 15, 2011, 9:13 pm


EPIC BEARD-BEAR MAN - Epic even with the socks

B.T.S. - Bacon Tomato Sandwich for when Im on a diet

TAGS: bacon fruit bread
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by axe11154

spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:16 pm
no make it 24 large fries and a salad
maoworks2 - April 8, 2012, 12:25 pm
12 Eggs On The Side Please.


TAGS: orwellian times blow me you facist nsa agent reading this
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm
hahahahaha, sorry dale

OH MY GOD!!! - Its that dreaded beast from South America! The Chupasofa!!!

SESAME STREET... - breeding what we call muppets today

WINNER / LOSER - Bread - 1 Bird - 0

TAGS: bread bird
Rating: 4.3/5

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SWEET QUOTES - If you can't take a joke... STAY OFF THE INTERNET. - Moooooooooooooooo -

TAGS: forum thread post quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.3/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 10:27 pm
I forgive you TTH.
TheTrashHeap - July 30, 2010, 9:40 pm
This is obviously a tank. Yup, big ole tank. Take your own advice. PS. Tankity tank tank tank Tankarooo!


POWER GIRL - The new recruitment officer for the MotiFake Assault Lesbian Taskforce.

ANGRY DOG - Angry Dog, Is Really ANGRY !

THE FRENCH - sneaky bastards

TAGS: we ve already got one
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 10:49 pm
"Yup, they got everthin' over there set up to make guys like me look stupid!" -Andy
DreMagnum - September 1, 2010, 2:09 pm
Yeah, I'll be here. No motivation to make anything, but I might comment on some stuff now and then.
Airman - September 1, 2010, 12:55 pm
Yo Dre.. welcome back! You here for awhile?
DreMagnum - September 1, 2010, 12:38 pm
I think he used your avatar because of the monty python reference
pharaoh15 - September 1, 2010, 12:21 pm
I always knew there was an underhanded reason for those types of words.
motinet - September 1, 2010, 9:33 am

Another good example of funny to visitors AND insiders.
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 9:28 am

why would anyone, mod, reg, or noob, get in trouble for putting an icon of someone on a poster. everybody.....breathe in....breathe out....breathe in. oh ya....lol.
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 9:14 am

love the airman...never try to get him in trouble. never. i've crashed and burned a dozen or so insider/tribute posters. i just want to have fun again. i want to post whatever and whoever getsit...gets it.
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 8:58 pm
But thank you for speaking one of the unspeakable words, RealityBlab! Trying to get Airman in trouble, or just a mod for approving it?
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 8:49 pm
this type of translucent tribute is allowed, as the reader doesn't have to be on the inside to get the humor.
Anonymous2 - August 31, 2010, 8:38 pm
I don't hate the French language, per se, but I do hate Scrabble cheaters!
Reality Lord - August 31, 2010, 8:24 pm

hey...are they letting the insiders and tributes through again? yay!!! are we allowed to have fun again??
Reality Lord - August 31, 2010, 8:23 pm

mon dieu, tres bien! mais en vraiment, je suis italien.
Faceplant31 - August 31, 2010, 3:37 pm


TAGS: breadman impenetrable egyptian riots helmet
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Xraptor79

- February 6, 2011, 11:55 pm
Please explain, Haw. (WTFO)
Hawamleh - February 6, 2011, 10:46 pm
it's not as funny when you know why he has the bread up there...
Reality Lord - February 6, 2011, 8:25 am

first posters i score highly. good first effort. keep going man

0:2 - At least he was a team player...

TAGS: jesus k d spread
Rating: 2.1/5
wampyre - December 18, 2009, 8:34 am
the Christinator

HARRY POTTER - The kids book even cats like, sad, pathetic, single cats.

TAGS: cats harry potter reading books
Rating: 3.56/5

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xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:18 pm
It would be even funnier if the cat looked like McGonnagal.
SerpentMaster - April 16, 2010, 2:00 am
i like it

6,992,126,047 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD... - Kinda staggering, right?

21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN - Do you know the Enemy? Repetitive lyrics and tunes, political catch phrases.They're the enemy. You used to be punk.

TAGS: diddnt we hear this already on american idiot
Rating: 2.37/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:55 pm
To be clear i am a Green Day fan and have been for years but even I think the latest albums are lame and grasping.
TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:53 pm
Green Day like Avril Lavigne is pop punk. Because the media call them punk the mainstream believes it. I believe even Green Day themselves would not describe their music as "punk". They are a rock band through and through. I have spoken.
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:22 pm
they don't care what anyone thinks and if that's not punk, then I've gotta reevaluate my definition Just because they don't conform to the definition of struggling, indie-label punk guys doesn't mean they aren't punk. They're the enemy only if you want it
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:18 pm
In the lyrical words of Billie Joe Armstrong "who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan?" and (paraphrased) "I don't write music for grandmas or eight-year olds or fans, I write music for me" They don't care what the haters think

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim [email protected]r, and... Hey, who's the new guy?

TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.

RACE RELATIONS - Black people totally don't like it when you read on the subway


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of shit turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass bitch 4chan 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

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SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...

BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet

BRAAAAII-EH?!? - Monkey bread always fakes out zombies.

EDUCATION - has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.

TAGS: education reading newspaper sunny
Rating: 4.6/5

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RandomPixilator - December 21, 2010, 12:27 am
Hence we have Facebook, or tabloids
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 7:33 pm
foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:38 pm
great! 5L + fav!


IF YOU CAN READ THIS - You really should be doing something about it

TAGS: barcode if you can read
Rating: 4.29/5

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CloudchaserS - January 13, 2012, 1:30 am
Does pawing off count?


TAGS: magazine revolution donttreadonme americans
Rating: 4.16/5

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Sean - April 21, 2011, 6:06 pm
I played with matches quite a lot back when I was a kid who was forbidden from playing with matches. Now, not so much.
gas - April 21, 2011, 5:57 pm
But pools are not made to kill people, it's a place where kids are supposed to have fun. Finally I think the best way to prevent accidents is definitely keeping them away from any weapon, the same way you would simply forbid them from touching matches.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:08 pm
But as they point out in Freakanomics, pool safety, for younger kids, at least, is a far greater concern.
gas - April 21, 2011, 11:42 am
I see your point. In a country where unfortunatly almost anyone can buy a gun, maybe I would be the first to teach my kids gun safety.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:12 am
A lot of overhand punching and feather boa garroting.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:10 am
I will probably never own a gun, or ever fire one again, but I would not try to ban them all, or even most of them. I am creeped out by dudes with whole arsenals, though. That alone suggests underlying issues.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:07 am
what do you expect from Surfers and movie stars?
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
That's too simplistic, dude. California has about the same # of people as Canada, and there are more knife murders there, per year, than all types of murders in Canada. And we Canadians also have a lot of guns -- and aircraft carriers, by the way.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
My father, who is 86, grew up in a small town in Maine, and they hunted for their food. Very handy through the depression. So I was taught at an early age about gun safety. I hated hunting but it didn't stop him from taking me.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:55 am
But if your kids are likely to be arounds guns no matter what you do or don't own yourself, gun safety training is just responsible parenting.
gas - April 21, 2011, 9:24 am
I would have said scary better than irritating... Personally I can't imagine a father teaching his children how to use a firearm, except maybe in the case of hunters. Anyway, 5L for the poster :)
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:51 am
i hear you. no guns = no gun violence. you rarely hear about shootings in australia
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 6:47 am
I understand the strange part, but what's the irritating part?
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:53 am
You can't imagine how strange and irritating this discussion is for a European...
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:28 pm
My kids are 11 and 13, have their own guns, taken classes...long line of military here. I prefer a Sig P226 myself...for when the hubs is deployed, my girl is a great shot, like mama.
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:18 pm
Or you can just teach her how to kill a man with a lacrosse stick. I mean that's good enough for Canadian dads all across my fine land -- and quite a few lesbians, too.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:16 pm

great advise, thanks. I will do that soon (nice summer father/daughter activity)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:10 pm
Get in touch with a club that is NRA affiliated. Good people there.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:08 pm
Sounds like you taught her well.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm

i was refering more to the 6 y/o. I agree that kids should be taught to use & respect a weapon. My daughter wants to learn how to shoot, just need to find the right place to take her. Most people around here are too uptight.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm
Using firearms safely is the proper use of firearms.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:05 pm
and... i fired for 15 years with a military 1,000 yard highpower team. she grew up around weapons.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:03 pm
when my daughter was 12, i took her to army small arms firing school for M-16 rifle. it was a great dad/daughter weekend. kids MUST learn firearms safety AND the proper use of.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:52 pm
Better yet, just teach your kids the proper use of firearms. Worked for me.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm

BTY - excellent poster (just keep your guns away from kids)
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm

not ttoo soon, just today a 6 y/o kid brought a loaded gun to school for "show & tell"
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 7:26 pm
5L Sniper, as always, the best
Sean - April 20, 2011, 7:24 pm
Looks like school's out for the day. What? Too soon?


TAGS: wife recipe bread crackers sammich
Rating: 4.14/5

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Iconoclast - February 22, 2011, 11:03 pm
It has been previously noted that we English speaking peoples are divided by our common language. In this instance I was using Motifake speak, a form of common language not taught in school. With all due respect to the Earl of Sandwich.
Iconoclast - February 22, 2011, 11:03 pm
It has been previously noted that we English speaking peoples are divided by our common language. In this instance I was using Motifake speak, a form of common language not taught in school. With all due respect to the Earl of Sandwich.
knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:26 pm
thehun wtfgdykaacatot usa if you can read this you may have a text or tweeting problem also to simplify it for you other peoples thehun shut it.
Claire - February 21, 2011, 10:15 pm
Did he just call us "yanks?"
rerun - February 21, 2011, 8:20 pm

at Motifake it is a sammich
thehun - February 21, 2011, 8:14 pm
when will you bloody yanks learn? its called a Sandwich!!!
autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 6:29 am
It's close Louis! Do it! Quick! Before he comes home!

SCREWED - You have your food stuck around your neck, you have no hands, you are known for your stupidity, and your comrades will rip you apart once they see you.


TAGS: read text in a fat tony simpsons voice
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sean - May 12, 2009, 12:17 am
THeDRiZ - May 11, 2009, 11:34 pm
LOVE IT! 5!!!!!!!!!!


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail


BREAD HELMETS - Now that's using your loaf

PERFECT DESIGN - The New World Trade Center

TAGS: i looked all over to see if this was on here already
Rating: 3.62/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 11:06 am
You are a born-again virgin after 12 months. So after a year, its a brand new picture. 5 conformist lions.
Dort - August 24, 2009, 7:07 pm
Holy shit, somebody just discovered an eight year old picture.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:32 pm
And...There's my new desktop background.....5 lions.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm
110% yes!


TAGS: reading books seuss timmy
Rating: 3.21/5

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Veracht - April 30, 2010, 5:28 pm
Seuss is rolling in fits in his grave= of laughter!
BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 10:24 pm
Excellent!!!! I'm heading down to the library to get my copy.

THE PAPER VS. WITCH HUNTER ROBIN - Anime girls in glasses are SCARY!


TAGS: cat bread funny
Rating: 4.83/5

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lgvernon - June 16, 2013, 10:50 am

Thanks, everyone and LAWLS!!~Sorry about your screen, GaryO~~
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 1:49 am

(to be read in David Attenboroughs voice) The domestic housecat is a cunning hunter. Here, you can see it disguised as a piece of bread in the hopes of being placed face down into tuna fi5h.
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 1:09 am
OK, it’s late, it’s Saturday night, I’ve got the munchies, and I now have atomized beer and whatever was in my nose on my screen. Thank you, LG.
steve1961 - June 16, 2013, 12:47 am
*Chortle* Look at Prissy with her "rye" [email protected]@
MissPriss - June 16, 2013, 12:27 am
5Looks like the poor thing has a terrible yeast infection.



KENNY ROGERS - He's always ready..

TAGS: kenny rogers he s ready
Rating: 2.07/5
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:20 am
Best chicken I ever had, when his restaurants were in business...

READ - A little knowledge is a dangerous thing!


TAGS: newspaper dress date wrong read
Rating: 4.84/5

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almarpa - August 21, 2010, 4:42 pm
Thank you folks. I am trying to improve although is dificult
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 6:05 pm
Good one almarpa. 5L (no I'm just reading the b00bs... I mean news.)
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:33 am
Beautiful! Now this is a damn good and funny fake! 5L alpaca

PERFECTION - It was love as soon as I saw her. We shagged for hours. She was almost the perfect women. Pity I couldn't find the head.

TAGS: sick snow posterfodderthread
Rating: 4.74/5

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MonkeyStealsPeach - February 7, 2011, 10:24 am
5 Cold Ones ... cuz ... we're always up for a cold one!
psychosythe - February 7, 2011, 7:44 am
perfection is when their hot an mute
valkor - February 6, 2011, 4:28 pm
Damn it! I swear I read that five or six times before I clicked on submit.
agdaniele - February 6, 2011, 3:29 pm
Reality Lord - February 6, 2011, 8:22 am

you sick bastard....love it!


TAGS: pzy racism assignment clander white bread
Rating: 4.65/5

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IxLOVExYOU - April 23, 2011, 8:35 pm
i lolled
djinnyf - April 23, 2011, 8:39 am
If you're promoting white bread, you sure offended me!!! It's not good!! xx

dear abe -

TAGS: dear nsa agent reading this if one man is bathing andanother is peeking in through a window who s the dirty one you sick perve
Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!

HAMBURGER HELPER - It only works if the hamburger is ready to accept the help it needs.

TAGS: hamburger helper ready accept help
Rating: 3.85/5

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tatespa - February 24, 2012, 2:19 pm
Unless of course the government dictates that the hamburger HAS to get the help...

BATMAN - The Dork Knight

TAGS: reading makes you become a super hero for some minutes
Rating: 3.81/5

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matt28 - April 5, 2010, 11:48 pm
Looks like Hitler kinda let himself go.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:51 am
I think I went to HS with this guy.

WHAT THE HECK... - Oh, I see what you did there.

TAGS: how read
Rating: 3.71/5

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Swampfox - June 28, 2012, 4:29 am
The lovlerly Mooses
fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:06 am
Reminds me of: "We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked."

MARRIAGE - You idiot!

TAGS: strongheart readymind fear advice marriage
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:41 pm
Hahaha I can swear but it *'s assume. The irony...I love it.
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:40 pm
ahhh others with exs I assume. Should make our own forum lol. Thanks for the comments
mariand - May 5, 2012, 7:11 pm
so damn true...
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 1:55 pm


IMBECILE - When you don't know the difference between Eric Bana and Chopper Read

TAGS: chopper read
Rating: 2.08/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 18, 2011, 9:05 pm
rerun - February 18, 2011, 9:02 pm

amazing, you only commented on a poster that is two years old.
DutchCouarage - February 18, 2011, 8:51 pm
it's spelt chopper reid not read
yallsuck - April 28, 2009, 11:12 pm
if its about chopper, put upa fuckin picture of chopper, this is eric PLAYING chopper, so is the fuckin joke about eric or chopper? Motifake uber fail
Legion - March 16, 2009, 6:47 pm
Idiot. When you don't realize that he is Eric Bana playing Chopper Read.


the scar that wouldn't heal -

TAGS: america 9 11 scar freedom scre you nsa reading this
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - September 11, 2013, 10:08 pm
Pretty Cool Dude
chickenlittle - September 11, 2013, 9:08 am
Very nice! Love that song too.


TAGS: read the text in a steve martin insp clouseau voice
Rating: 3.07/5

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Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:27 pm
agdaniele - May 9, 2009, 1:26 pm
Sean, you're the goods... never stop posting.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:19 pm
*hurt (what the hell's a jurt?)
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:19 pm
I just tried it as Walken and I jurt myself. I have to go lie down until the dizziness passes.
agdaniele - May 9, 2009, 1:15 pm
Although I did it in a Peter Sellers Clousea voice, it still was brilliant. Not to say I didn't again try out Walken as well.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 12:59 pm
Thank you. But did you read the text in a Steve Martin Insp. Clousea voice? That's when it really comes alive.
Arrogant Knight - May 9, 2009, 3:26 am
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:04 am
Twice, even!
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:04 am
Next to LAKE TITICACA, I declare this to be my proudest Motifake moment. And it all came together for me once I realized that "Doo Doo" rhymes wtih "Do".



TAGS: you know you just read that in morgan freemans voice
Rating: 3.4/5

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LordBakumaru - July 2, 2012, 3:12 pm
Every single time!!!!!

YOU SEE? - It's really not so bad. With the right amount of "stimulation", her PMS symptoms will be gone before you know what hit you!

TAGS: ash fearlessly going where angels fear to tread hail to the king baby
Rating: 2.94/5

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spacedog - October 5, 2009, 10:22 am
Damn funny Briton. There were lots of great posters yesterday.
Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 7:18 am
Red wings, best when chunky.
rerun - October 4, 2009, 5:05 pm

polite? motifake? does not compute.....whenever have we shown any class (fallen poster comments excluded)
BoneCD - October 4, 2009, 4:24 pm
I was trying to be polite...but what the hey, what he said!
rerun - October 4, 2009, 4:18 pm

Im my biker lexicon it is the result of what your face looks like after going down on a woman who is on her period.
BoneCD - October 4, 2009, 12:49 pm
In biker terminology; it's a red hankie tied to the back of your bike...
MO - October 4, 2009, 11:20 am
They play hockey down south somewhere right??
rerun - October 4, 2009, 11:18 am

I wonder how many people understand Red Wings
Narutarded - October 4, 2009, 11:13 am
Congratulations! You've just earned your red wings!

THE GOOOH PARTY - You really have to think about how your Acronym is going to sound.

Had To -

TAGS: length breadth depth width yethery
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 16, 2015, 12:31 pm


DREAD - Is that small voice in the back of your head and it is screaming "Why was the seat warm when you sat down!?"

TAGS: dread warm toilet
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:46 pm

hehe...nice :)



TAGS: intimidation scarface bread protest
Rating: 4.7/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 6:55 am
Most excellent.
Reality Lord - January 21, 2011, 10:06 pm

how you say.....amsome?!?!
agdaniele - January 20, 2011, 3:18 pm

THE 70'S -

TAGS: pam grier adrienne barbeau lynda carter raquel welch greybreads memories
Rating: 4.68/5

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culos - December 13, 2010, 12:24 pm
and penicillin took care of things, you could move on and continue doing what you did wrong before....
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2010, 8:38 am
yep, you needed penicillin back then
forseti - December 13, 2010, 8:35 am
greybreads memories?? LOL...


TAGS: depth reading between the lines change hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

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Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
I pm'd you, but i will thank you here as well.
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:54 am

how is it that a 15yr old man comes up with these jewels? awesome hammy....5 solid


TAGS: read the fine print crankyhead
Rating: 4.6/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 8:59 pm
Giggity Giggity Goo




TAGS: had to hold my figs while reading this
Rating: 3.19/5

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Zealot - April 30, 2010, 3:50 pm
it is

SUMMER - This Is A Hot One

TAGS: summer is here already
Rating: 3/5

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forseti - June 13, 2010, 5:01 pm
ERECTION - This Is A Bad Moment


TAGS: painful just to read
Rating: 4.59/5

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Jmac0585 - April 27, 2010, 3:21 pm
He let his wife talk before him? No, sir. She had it right.
GreyScorpion - April 27, 2010, 2:54 pm
5 crushed walnuts for that LOL!!

SUMMER VACATION - Remember to read over the summer kids ...

TAGS: summer vacation remember to read
Rating: 4.4/5

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mariand - June 15, 2012, 1:57 pm
Dude, I agree... let the kids read, and we'll take care of teacher.;)
GaryO - June 14, 2012, 8:09 am
It’s always good to forage the stacks…..yeah, the stacks. WOOF!


TAGS: yoohoooooo im ready for my big perp walk nowwwwwww
Rating: 4.29/5

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spacedog - March 24, 2010, 7:03 pm
Well done. 5Ls.
Sean - March 23, 2010, 8:52 pm
And I'd like to thank Officer McPeebles for graciously deigning to loosen the cuffs shortly after I complained that they were starting to chafe.
GreyScorpion - March 23, 2010, 8:42 pm
no truer words have ever been spoken, or written in this case. 5L

PETA - Mostly nuts. Spread the word.

TAGS: peta spread nuts
Rating: 4.2/5

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twill1962 - August 26, 2012, 10:16 am
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals!
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:35 pm
steve1961 - June 4, 2012, 12:21 pm
I have it on toast with my veal and eggs-along with some seal blubber;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2012, 1:33 am
I can’t believe this is real. I mean I do, but my mind is… rejecting the… visual… LOL
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:05 pm
Excellent! I dug up my password to log in just so I could give you 5L.


TAGS: last supper bread wine stag party
Rating: 4.19/5

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boatoaf - March 3, 2011, 10:05 am
Love your stuff!
steph1 - March 3, 2011, 3:24 am
yea, i probably will - karma struck the moment i submitted
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 11:15 pm

you shall burn in hell for sure. niiiiiiiice steph....lol.

STAR PORN - A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... *fap**fap**fap**fap*


TAGS: veggie told me you had some nice hind quarter already ground
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 7:02 pm
Mucho thanks rerun
rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:04 pm

5 kosher pork filled lions

LIFE - You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

PARENTS ? - you need a licence to own a gun,but they let any asshole be a parent !

TAGS: funny crazy who reads these
Rating: 3.86/5

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Faceplant31 - March 2, 2010, 12:08 pm
Perfect MO! @ Moooooooooo+ go get yourself some depends for when you're motifaking. then you wont have to worry about making a mess for the misses
MO - March 2, 2010, 11:42 am
I've been dying to make a new poster along those lines.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 2, 2010, 11:28 am
hahahahahahah!!!!!! ROFL.....I hope other people get that....I just pee'd a little.......thanks for the laugh MO.
MO - March 2, 2010, 11:26 am
Could it be??? The long lost Kyle?

WHO READS THE BIBLE THE MOST - Why, The People Who Are Trying To Disprove It The Most, Of Course

TAGS: read it often
Rating: 3.28/5

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Krissie - June 20, 2010, 1:51 am
I must be the exception to this rule. EIGHT years of catholic school was ENOUGH, THANKS.
TokinFire - June 19, 2010, 6:34 pm
Sad but true.
rerun - June 19, 2010, 3:00 pm

you want sad? Why do I never see a stolen motifake at another site that has been submitted by Retrochcop? Aren't we good enough to steal from too? That my friend makes me especially sad.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 12:22 pm
Truly sad.
Chompers - June 19, 2010, 11:35 am
Sadly true

Spread the Wealth -

TAGS: marx spread the wealth
Rating: 3.26/5
TheSarge - November 21, 2009, 2:04 am
Ugh...4 more days and I have to pay taxes again,I managed to miss most of this nonsense.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:00 am
Hand ups, not hand outs. Regardless, the the govt out of the business of picking winners and losers.
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:20 pm
As someone who is poor (no job right now) and has no health insurance, I'd at least like the OPPORTUNITY to get rich. If I stay poor, that's MY fault. Don't reward me for contributing NOTHING. Make me earn my way and contribute to society.
rockntractor - October 26, 2009, 12:51 am
Hey if you have some extra money derek nobodies stopping you from helping some one in need! I could give you some websites where you can give!
Derek - October 19, 2009, 6:52 pm
Is this not the whole point? Some 50 Million people haven't any form of health care. Some may be lazy, but that doesn't mean one should let the rest grovel the way they do now. What percentage of the military budget will this cost?
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:53 pm
I never stated we should abandon those who truly need help. They are already being helped under the current system. Obama's socialist view makes it easier for able-bodied but lazy folks to suck the welfare tit even more.
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:49 pm
Of course, we're not only talking about "able-bodied" people, but even they can have learning difficulties, be insane, be saddled with a number of young children or other dependent relatives.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 11:58 pm
In the US where there is as much opportunity to succeed as anywhere in the world, how pathetic is it if an able-bodied person can't get it together? Where are you going to go if you can't make something of yourself here?
Ed-Hyde - September 1, 2009, 3:47 pm
Kippers always makes me think of dirty underwear for some reason.
LogicDude - September 1, 2009, 2:47 pm
Confound you Ed-Hyde! You've exposed me for the silver spoon offspring that I really am. I'm going to have to have my Manservant Jeeves do you in...right after he brings me my kippers and toast.
Ed-Hyde - September 1, 2009, 2:22 pm
Well obviously LogicDude, you didn't actually work for those houses. (80+ hours a week, massive amounts of travel and heartache and blood sweat and tears). You must have inherited them, or cheated 'Da System'. You can't earn money honestly, of course.
LogicDude - September 1, 2009, 2:07 pm
If I work my tail off to buy 4 vacation houses why should I HAVE to give one up to feed someone TOO LAZY to do the same?
mw - September 1, 2009, 1:34 pm
give according to his NEEDS!!!!! it's a socialist policy and I like. stupid rich people don't want to give up their fourth vacation house so people can eat more than one meal a day...
HAHA - April 12, 2009, 1:38 am
Kiss my ass. Get a job and make your own way. Nobamma is a loser.
Karl Marx - November 16, 2008, 3:59 pm
Thou shalt not use my name in vain.
Yoda - November 16, 2008, 3:56 pm
Playing with your dick in Iraq isn't socialism, It's fascism.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:08 pm
I love how people call Obama a socialist. Georgie Bush just spent a trillion dollars playing with his dick in Iraq. What's that? It's National Socialism.
Bow Down - October 24, 2008, 3:47 pm
to the overlord douchebag, his name says it all
Overlord Douchebag - October 24, 2008, 3:39 pm
Looks like it's still troll season.
MiddleClass - October 24, 2008, 3:26 pm
fuckin communist wants to ruin this whole damn country


TAGS: food bank bread mouse gross
Rating: 3.17/5

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rockntractor - November 28, 2009, 10:25 pm
The greatest thing since sliced mice?
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 9:07 pm
Please use black backgrounds, soundsofsugoi. Thank you!


TAGS: reading books culos
Rating: 3.03/5

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culos - September 8, 2009, 4:49 pm
This is getting creepy, are you gonna be my stalker :-)
RON - September 8, 2009, 1:27 pm
all that work and no comment...lol

PRECOCIOUS - ...And not in a good way. (If you don't get it, see #3)

READ - this is how you're supposed to do it

TAGS: playboy read men
Rating: 2.45/5

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WHATADICK - July 5, 2009, 2:01 am

METICULOUSNESS - Your Failure will touch the lives of others... and probably make them barf.

PI R SQUARED - PI Rn't squared. PI R round. Cornbread R squared.

TAGS: pie cornbread square
Rating: 1.9/5

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einseiji - July 7, 2009, 3:11 pm
By the way nice pixel attack there.
einseiji - July 7, 2009, 3:10 pm
Wasn't funny to me then sure isn't funny to me now.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:41 pm
My 1L pocket runs deep.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:41 pm
Just gonna keep posting thumbnails, huh todd?
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:36 pm
Pixel r squared= 1 lion.

OMG! - It's Jesus!!! Jesus has returned!

TAGS: jesus wine bread fish
Rating: 1.89/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 21, 2008, 1:50 am
Yea, turns out Jesus is an acid casualty from the sixties. He's a little OCD about wearing his meals before eating them. We just nod our heads and say "Sure, Jesus, you do what you have to do." sigh.


TAGS: rat baked sliced bread humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 12, 2013, 7:09 pm

Cannabal - September 12, 2013, 7:03 pm
Mmmmm, ratatouille.


TAGS: forum thread quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.75/5

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5150monkeylove - October 30, 2010, 10:03 pm
The tears are from laffin so hard, really! The 5Ls are for my first "tribute" style poster.


TAGS: know where you re going in life you may already be there
Rating: 4.6/5

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redhdsrbst - June 16, 2010, 8:06 pm
LoL'd and then 5L'd .. very nice
erock - June 16, 2010, 1:23 pm
good one wiceman
lesterinside - March 5, 2010, 9:09 pm
It won't let me.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:09 pm
lester the merciful!
lesterinside - March 5, 2010, 9:08 pm
You deserve the spot. Another 5L. I hope i wont get banned for 5Ling you. just felt like we need some sensible stuff up there.
lesterinside - March 5, 2010, 9:08 pm
You deserve the spot. Another 5L. I hope i wont get banned for 5Ling you. just felt like we need some sensible stuff up there.
rerun - March 4, 2010, 8:51 pm

lesterinside - March 4, 2010, 8:45 pm
And then.... I give you 5L
TheWiceMan - March 4, 2010, 4:36 pm
Just wanna say thanks to the people that voted on this :) My first time on top 5, wooo ^^
Derek - March 4, 2010, 3:29 pm
Philosophy; worth more than any MBA. 5L4U!
R.S.Jake - March 4, 2010, 1:23 pm
God! I want to that right now!


TAGS: threads
Rating: 4.58/5

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5150monkeylove - August 31, 2010, 1:13 am


TAGS: bread roe yummy cubby
Rating: 4.36/5

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MilDoc - March 17, 2011, 1:02 pm
I asked Steph1 that question-- she said "Unfertilized."
tellitlikeitis - March 16, 2011, 8:35 pm
Great one CB.

BOW TO YOUR CORNER - Bow to your own Three hands up and round you go Break it up with a dosey-do

TAGS: chicken in the bread pan kickin out dough
Rating: 4.36/5

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maoworks2 - December 4, 2015, 3:51 pm
Nuke-em Till They Glow !
MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:33 am
Another 5L Classic
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 10, 2010, 11:19 pm
Still think the 14 is most beautiful plane ever built! 5
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:11 pm
Oh yeah, thats a 5.
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:11 pm
Just don't swing your partner.
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:30 pm
Now, bombenade. 5L